TERMINOLOGYApr 2, 20264 min read
Pickleball Has a "Kitchen." It Is Not a Kitchen. We Have Concerns.
A 7-foot zone of enforced restraint, named after nothing, governing everything.
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DEVELOPINGApr 2, 20265 min read
We Are Aware of BlessedPB.com. We Have Read Their Manifesto. We Have Thoughts.
A rival publication has declared us heretics. We have noted this. We remain unrepentant.
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BREAKINGMar 27, 20263 min read
Area Man Explains Pickleball Is 'Basically Tennis' For Seventh Time This Month
Friends, family, and coworkers report declining ability to maintain polite expressions
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EXCLUSIVEMar 25, 20264 min read
Study Finds 94% of Pickleball Players Believe They Are 'Pretty Good, Actually'
Researchers note correlation between visor ownership and overconfidence in athletic ability
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OPINIONMar 22, 20266 min read
The Pop Sound Is Not Satisfying. I Will Not Be Taking Questions.
A meditation on why the defining sound of pickleball is, objectively, the worst sound in sport
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REPORTMar 20, 20265 min read
Padel Quietly Doing Better, Still Not Enough to Save Racket Sports
Padel acknowledged as 'marginally more legitimate' in landmark FckPickleball assessment
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